Cat hair: Especially in the mornings after a certain cat has been sleeping on my face all night.
Pepper: When you realize that lid isn't on, you tip it over to shake some on your fried egg and it all come out and flies up in your face.
Sweeping the Barn: Sweeping in general. Everything her is layered in an inch of dust five minutes after you clean it off.
Spiders: When you see the biggest spider alive running across the floor. After sicking you cat on it (who runs under the bed) and then stepping on it you need something to clean it up with.
Taking off make-up: After getting all dolled up for a date it's nice to take off the greasy stuff. (not saying I've done this lately)
Pollen: Something has been driving my nose crazy for the past couple days. It's making my nose runny and stuffy at the SAME time. Don't ask me how that is even possible but unfortunately it is.
Cutting Onions: I am now a pro at it though :)
Frosting: I ate the most amazing cup cake the other day! I thoroughly enjoyed it the only downer was that it had red and blue frosting on it and turned my teeth beautiful shades of red blue and purple. I attempted to wipe it off with a tissue before anyone saw me lookin like a fool.
Water in my ear: Ya some people like to spray me with a hose when I'm not looking. (apparently I just look hot to them). They like to spray it in my ear.
Wiping off screens: Tissues are great for wiping off computer screens after your kangaroo sneezes on it. They are also great for wiping off phone screens after it falls out of a pocket into mud when trying to jump a fence so a certain water buffalo won't run you over.
Letters and Emails from my Grandparents: These are by far my favorite reason for me to grab a tissue. I got an email and a letter from different sides of the country that were just for me! I miss all three of them so much! I love you guys :) :)
Oh tissues what would I do without you!
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